I should probably start planning ApheliCon 3 already. We're going to have to have it at a different time of year from now on. August in Georgia is just too miserably hot and humid for anyone to really have a good time. I'm thinking that holding it in May would be a better idea, with September running a close second. What do you think? E-mail me with your opinions and suggestions, please.
As for a rant this month, well... I really don't have anything to rant about. I'm back at work after having used up all my vacation time for this year. The weather is getting cooler, the leaves are changing colors and begging to fall from the trees here. I really ought to make a start on all the yard work that I've had to delay to keep from getting heat stroke in the summertime. I've come up with ideas for several new stories. I've also thought of several new things to try in stories that are already in progress. There are tons of things on my to-do lists, but I haven't the energy to really apply myself to anything. The Tom Darby novel is stagnating at the moment. A new Mare Inebrium story is likewise on hold. I have the sheet music I need to write for one of my songs. I still haven't bought any guitar strings and started practicing again. I haven't done any paintings this year. My motorcycle, dune buggy, and the Tri-Magnum are all still sitting in the yard rusting away. My truck needs a new transmission. The lawn mower and weed eater are both needing repairs. I still haven't moved either of the rock walls on my yard's property lines to where I want them. I need to empty the pool, deflate it, and put it in the shed for the winter.
I don't feel depressed, just sort of "blah."
I'm happy. Indeed, happier than I've ever been in my life. Being married is still great fun, Lyn is wonderful, and her kids love me. Her oldest daughter calls me "Daddy" in a way that brings me warm and fuzzy feelings every time I hear it on the phone or see it in an Instant Message. Work at the factory is no worse than it's ever been. Matter of fact, it's much easier than it used to be, there's a chance that next year I may get to step into a Quality Control/Data Entry position that would get me out of the worst parts of my present job, plus give me a higher rate of pay. The mortgage on the house is more than half paid off, I've been able to pay off two bank loans and two credit cards this year, and I can foresee having all the rest of my credit card debt paid off in two more years. The price of gasoline is a dollar per gallon less than it was earlier in the year, groceries aren't any more of a strain on the budget than they were before Lyn and I married, and the two of us together can save lots more money than I ever could while I was on my own. Everything is looking good financially, emotionally, physically, and romantically.
So what is my problem? I haven't a clue, unless it's just something seasonal because of the changing light levels as Autumn begins to take hold and Winter approaches. Maybe I should buy some brighter light bulbs. Maybe I just need to make another pot of coffee. Maybe it's just the fact that I'll be turning 49 in about three weeks. Maybe I just need to relax and quit stressing over all the stuff I haven't gotten done that I wanted to do this year. Life is, after all, extremely good and has been for the last year and a half. I've just been lazy and slothful for the last couple of months. This too shall pass.
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Brothers In Arms
By Byron Wheatley
A low risk, high money job in the outer worlds. What self-respecting
mercenary company could resist? But when the mission goes south, two enemy
soldiers must work together to survive what has turned from a campaign in
Heaven to a descent into Hell. With terrible odds arrayed against them they
make a desperate attempt to escape to the safety of the stars.
Nightwatch: Seven Years
By Ralph Benedetto, Jr. How can you tell whom to trust? What do you do when even your own face in the mirror can betray you? For Simon Litchfield, these questions are no longer academic...
A new shared universe series: Nightwatch, under the direction of Jeff Williams.
by Mike Driver Jeff figured that working in the cemetery was better than some minimum-wage McJob. After he met Kenneth, his hulking, malodorous, simple-minded 'boss', he wasn't so sure. And then things got much, much worse.
Basements by Mike Garza George and Irene tried to make the best of it, even though their father was a drunk who treated the 'ladies' he brought home better than he treated his own children. He never hit them, but when he sent them to the basement, they had to deal with spiders (Irene's least favorite thing) and ... other things.
City of Teeth
by Joseph Jude Daphne was pretty much convinced that becoming a private investigator had been a huge mistake. And the case she was working on now, hunting for a wayward husband in some town so small she couldn't even find it really bit the big one.
Dead Man Detail
by Vera Searles Qualifying for the Academy would improve her life immeasurably. But it was hard to pass a test when you couldn't be sure what was real -- or even who you were.
by E. S. Strout Something strange had happened near the galactic core, distorting a condensing disc of gas and dust on an interstellar scale. And something was affecting the Earth's gravitational field. Coincidence? Maybe...
by Andy Echevarria Bobby was taking one last road trip with his fiance and their best friend Barry, to Georgia because Florida had been too damn hot the last time around. Running out of gas was a minor disaster. But accepting the old woman's Southern hospitality was a blunder Bobby would never forget.
Into the Light
by Brad Baker PRicky couldn't understand why his mother was so set on contacting his late father. Dead was dead, and wasting money on seances wouldn't change that. But Dora had her reasons ... and the medium had something Ricky would never have expected.
Middle of Nowhere
by Feza Akcasu Sandra Pillsbury was the most beautiful woman in the world, and the most elusive. No photographer had ever snapped a candid picture of her; no gossip rag knew where she lived or what she did away from the public eye. Lenny Marcus was going to change all that -- at least, that's what he thought.
By Joe Vadalma The human race had been listening for proof of intelligent extraterrestrial life for about as long as they'd had radio. When the signal came, it was only natural that they'd send the first FTL ship to investigate -- even if it was decades later. The crew of the Alien Explorer was surprised by what they found on Nihal 5, but there were bigger surprises to come.
by Jim Parnell The collected wisdom of Bubba WARNING: Contains Language.
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