Otto and Windsor
by Ray Prew
All his life George Windsor wanted to be a ventriloquist. As a teen,
he read books on the topic and practiced in the mirror. He worked with
socks, and empty boxes. He worked with closed closet doors to actually
act out knock-knock jokes. George found with a little imagination he
could make anything appear to talk. The more he watched ventriloquists
on TV, the more he became convinced he was as good as any of them.
Unfortunately, he lacked follow through; he either quit or failed at
anything he ever tried in life. When he was in school as a boy, he
never went beyond the fifth grade. George Windsor was a simple man who
was easy to manipulate and take advantage of.
One day while he was browsing in a small antique and curio shop, he
came across a ventriloquist puppet. He was captivated by it. It had big
round green eyes and a sarcastic smile painted on its face. It was
dressed in a plaid shirt with big buttons and brown pants with
suspenders. Something about its big green eyes drew him in; it was
almost as if the puppet was looking at him.
The shop owner offered him an absurdly low price for it. He seemed
almost anxious to be rid of it. As he rang up the purchase, he kept
looking nervously at the puppet. George knew it was impossible, but the
puppets' painted sarcastic smile seemed to almost look like an evil
grin but he knew that just couldn't be.
As he put his new friend in the trunk of his car, he decided to call
him Otto. Just before he closed the lid, it seemed like Otto the puppet
was looking directly at him.
When George got home, he practiced with Otto in the mirror for a
few hours. The more he looked at it, the more the grin seemed more evil
than sarcastic. After he got tired of practicing, he put Otto in a
sitting position on his bureau and went into the parlor to watch TV.
When he returned to his room to retire for the night, he noticed Otto
was still on the bureau but his position was different. When he left
the room Otto faced the closet, he now faced the door and Georges' bed.
It must be my imagination, George thought.
The next day he went off to his job as a projectionist at a second
rate movie cinema. When he got home, as he put his hand on the doorknob
and took out his keys, he thought he heard the sound of little feet
running away from the door. He quickly opened the door and stepped in
thinking to find a burglar, but there was nothing. However, for a
second he thought he saw a flash of movement in his bedroom. He ran to
the room but no one was there but Otto sitting on his bureau. Weird as
it seemed, Otto's grin seemed to almost be laughing at him.
He picked the puppet up to practice for a while, but its mouth closed on his finger pinching him, almost as if it had bit him.
After a few more hours of practice, George felt he was ready for an
audience. He called a local children's hospital and set up a show. The
kids loved his humor and the way he seemed to make the creepy puppet
talk. The father of one of the children owned a small nightclub, and
asked George to perform there that weekend. George went home happy as a
clam, his life dream was starting to unfold, and it was all due to Otto.
When he got home, he placed Otto on his customary perch on the
bureau. As he did, the puppets mouth closed on his finger. Otto had bit
him again. However, this time whether it was a sharp edge he hadn't
noticed before, or perhaps a splinter, he cut himself slightly. This
time, Otto had drawn blood. He put his finger in his mouth and tasted
his own blood, it was a small cut that was already clotting up and
healing, but Otto's eyes seemed to be a bit brighter, almost happy.
Three weekends later, the team of Otto and Windsor were performing
for sold out audiences; the crowds were fascinated with the creepy
puppet.
One morning as he was shaving, George heard Otto calling him, but he knew that was impossible, because he
was the voice of Otto. He walked out of the bathroom and into his
parlor, and there was Otto, just where he left him. Except now, the
puppet was sitting up in a chair with its legs crossed, whereas before
George left the room, Otto was inside a small suitcase, which was now
on the floor next to the chair.
"Your doing quite well since I came along," said Otto. "If you would like that to continue, you'll do as I say."
"What is this crap? Who's messing with me?" he picked up Otto to put
him back into his case and the puppet bit him purposely and hard.
George had to force the puppets mouth open to get his fingers out. "OW!
What the hell!?"
"Put me down! From now on you don't touch me without permission,"
said the puppet standing on its feet. "If you serve me, I will bring
you wealth and fame beyond your wildest dreams. If not, you will return
to poverty and obscurity for the rest of your life."
George only had a fifth grade education, but he knew puppets don't
stand or speak on their own. "Who or what are you? You're not a
puppet."
"I am what your people call an extraterrestrial," said Otto folding
his arms. "I am from a place many galaxies away. We come here as a form
of energy, we must find humans or things like statues, dolls or
anything that resembles a human body, to inhabit in order to survive. I
chose this puppet."
"So your people are explorers? Are you an astronaut or an ambassador?" asked George.
"Sorry, no, I'm more of a convict," said Otto laughing at him. "My
world's scientists and leaders have no interest in contacting or
interacting with earth or humans. You're simply unworthy and
unremarkable, it's only your human arrogance that makes you think a
ship will land in a big city one day. We use this place as our prison;
we simply dump our social refuse here and leave them to rot.
For instance, on my world I was what your people would call a
serial killer. I have some thirty lives under my belt, for that, I was
sentenced to life on earth. That was three of your centuries ago. When
I tire of one host I move on to another."
"Why did you bite me? I saved you from the antique shop."
"Beings like me find human blood intoxicating," Otto explained, as
he retook his seat. "I haven't had a decent taste of blood since the
1800's. Your people called me Jack the Ripper. I was in London at the
time," the puppet went on, "and had just abandoned the body of a
Hungarian count with an opium problem. I needed a new host so I took
over a doctor with a drinking problem, once he went to blackout, I took
over. Simple or addled minds are easy to control. The blood of those
whores was delicious and intoxicating. It's a substance unknown on my
world."
"I won't bring you blood," George told him. "What do you want with me?"
"I gave that stuff up long ago, it was fun, but it clouded my mind," said Otto as he lit up one of George's cigars.
"Today, my needs are much different; I just bit you to have a taste
of blood. Today, I plan to return home," said the puppet as it drew
deeply on the cigar. "I've been studying and researching for the last
three centuries, and the practices and rituals you people call 'magic',
is very similar to the science and physics of my world. With the proper
talismans, symbols, and bio-energy, I can send myself home."
"What do you want with me?" George repeated.
"You're going to help me gather the things I need and dispose of the
bodies," the puppet replied as it flicked its ashes in the ashtray.
"I've got a better idea," George said as he picked up the suite case
and reached for Otto. Everything seemed to fade into blackness, and the
next thing George knew as he came to consciousness, was, that he was at
a rest stop on some godforsaken part of the interstate. He was dressed
up like a woman and stranded at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere.
After three hours of panhandling, he had enough change for a bus
ride home. When he finely got home, he found Otto standing on a chair
cooking at the stove.
"Take a seat," the puppet said, "I took the liberty of preparing you
dinner. I imagine you might be a bit hungry after the day you're had.
Like I said, I can take over or influence simple or addled minds. The
problem is that I can only take over a human mind for limited periods,
such as I did with you today.
"I need freedom of movement and the time to plan my escape, time to
plan my revenge on the rulers that sent me here. I need the freedom
that this puppet brings. Otherwise, I'd have just stayed in control of
you." The puppet told George as he handed him a steaming plate of food.
"I suggest you do as I say from now on, or the next time you might wake
up to find yourself at the center of a multiple stabbing murder, with
lots of witnesses."
George sat down trying to come to grips with the fact his
ventriloquists' puppet was speaking, cooking, and trying to enslave
him. "Don't look so dismayed," said Otto as he took a seat on top of
the table and started to eat. "Your life will soon change for the
better; while you were out I arranged a booking for us at the
Meadowbrook Theater. Otto and Windsor are booked for a month; you just
need to sign the contracts. I can't for obvious reasons," the puppet
said, laughing. "After supper, I'll give you a list of materials to
buy; the bio-energy will be a bit more difficult to come by and will
take time."
"Bio-energy?" George asked.
"Human lives, that is the power source," the puppet replied. "I plan
to drain off the blood of five people to take with me. I say five
because there are five points to the pentagram, and I need a human
skull for each point. I must burn their hearts on an altar, one a day
for five days, prior to the next solar eclipse.
"At the climax of the ritual, I must sacrifice an innocent in the
center of the pentagram. This will open the portal I need to get home.
The blood I drained, I will take with me, I can sell it when I get
home." The puppet hopped off the table, walked across the room, and
poured itself a glass of brandy.
"Once my people get a taste of human blood," Otto continued, "your
people will become very valuable; human blood is addictive. With enough
supporters, I can overthrow the rulers that sent me here. After that we
will want to raise and farm your people for their blood." The puppet
looked at him and smiled his evil grin.
George was dumbfounded; this puppet was crazy. It planned to conquer
the human race. "Don't worry," Otto said. "You won't be harmed. I plan
to use you as an overseer; your job will be to help with the herding of
the humans and the blood collecting. You will have great power and
authority over your people."
After supper was finished, Otto gave George a list of items to
acquire and retired to the parlor to smoke George's cigars and make
plans. George Windsor left to fill the mad puppets list.
As he walked to the local department store, he wondered how he could
stop Otto. George had failed at almost everything he ever tried in his
life. His last attempt on Otto resulted in being stranded at a highway
rest stop. The list was a simple one, just candles and oils commonly
available, and some herbs he could get at a Wiccan supply shop. The
next solar eclipse was three months away. He had to figure some way to
stop Otto.
Three weeks later George had more money than he had ever seen in his
life from his performances with Otto. They had performed on late night
talk shows, and were contracted to appear in a movie.
Otto's popularity grew as well; having Otto with him actually led
to dates with popular movie and TV stars. Otto had made it clear
though, when he and his dates were in the bedroom, he was to be placed
on the bureau so he could watch.
Every night he had to listen to the mad puppets ravings and
scheming, and the solar eclipse was drawing ever nearer. George hit
upon an idea; he complied with all the puppets demands. So far, Otto
hadn't killed anyone, but that was coming. Soon, he had the puppet's
trust.
George convinced Otto to do a charity show for disadvantaged kids on
a camping trip. He pointed out that Otto could select his innocent for
the final death to open his portal.
Otto was used to traveling in his small suite case to hide who he
was. When George got there, he spent the day playing baseball with the
kids and doing nature walks, as Otto lay waiting in his suitcase for
their performance.
That night George waited until the campfire started. As the flames
grew, he picked up Otto's suitcase, and said to the kids, "Now its time
to meet Otto!" Which was Otto's cue they were about to perform. George
threw the suitcase into the fire before anyone could stop him.
Inside the suitcase, Otto wondered what the hell was going on when
he suddenly felt the searing heat of the fire, and realized he'd been
had. He was stuck in the suitcase and couldn't transfer out. Energy
consumes energy, as the puppet burned, Otto died.
As the campers and counselors watched the suitcase burn, they were
appalled at the shrieking sounds from inside, thinking George was doing
them.
George reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of
balloons. He quickly formed into balloon animals, which he used to put
on a puppet show. The children were delighted with the talking
balloons. When he finished, George passed out his animals to the kids
as souvenirs.
He soon used the balloons in other performances. He used all manner
of odd objects. He became even more famous as George Windsor, the
ventriloquist without a puppet: the man who can make anything talk.
THE END
© 2014 Ray Prew. This story was previously published in Infernal Ink on 7/14.
Bio: Ray Prew was originally from Rhode Island, but now lives in
Florida. He is a graduate of the New England Institute of
Technology. He has been a blue-collar worker all his life, and
started writing as a hobby. He spent nine enjoyable years as a
phone psychic. His work has been published in Spinetinglers
magazine 6 times and one of the stories was used in a trivia
quiz. Another was used on a You Tube page: it is called "Some
Monsters Are Real." Yet another was made into a short video on You Tube
called "Let me Out by Ray Prew." He has been published in The
Cynic Online (3 times), Aphelion magazine (5 times) and several
others. He has an anthology book of published and unpublished
stories available on Amazon called Delightful Nightmares.
E-mail: Ray Prew
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